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| Norma J Ogle juneokc3 | Fw: Clinton Legacy | Wed, 3 Mar 2004 13:32:22 -0600 |
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> hmmmmm, this one really makes you think!
> This would seem not really all that relevant to us today until
> you get to #14. Then chills go down the spine.
>
> Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
> I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted
> for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I
> am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
>
> 1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula
> Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey and
> Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?
>
> 2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had
> really planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with
> them, but now they know more about it than I did as a senior in
> college.
>
> 3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work
> place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all
> you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is
> great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one
> person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex.
>
> 4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a
> new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the
> movie, "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.
>
> 5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford
> look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look
> truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.
>
> 6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled
> the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to
> avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.
>
> 7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
> imprisonment's from the whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal
> charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other
> "Clinton" scandals.
>
> 8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much
> of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on
> "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.
>
> 9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I
> really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a
> more well deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned
> dollar than jet fuel for all of your globe-trotting. I
> understand you, your family and your cronies have logged in more
> time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
>
> 10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140
> pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We
> will love to have them rejoin society.
>
> 11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm
> sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy
> the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."
>
> 12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White
> House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the
> way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight
> (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens,
> magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The
> weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars
> spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
> 13.. And, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million
> dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill,
> the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't
> pay?
>
> 14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing
> Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed
> Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured,
> tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the
> Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called
> "political prisoners." However, the Israelis would not release
> any with blood on their hands. The American President at the
> time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren
> Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus
> Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying
> an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was
> reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that
> the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US
> from all later reports.
>
>
> Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?
>
> What a guy!! If you agree that the American public must be made
> aware of these facts, pass this on.
>
> THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and
> frugally.
>
> SINCERELY,
> A US Citizen
>
> PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for
> "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to
> send this wonderful factual e-mail.
>
> AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York
> State Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and
> Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never gets
> reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she
> dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension
> eligible after only 4 years?)
>
> If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies.
> He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If
> Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies.
> Guess who pays for that? WE DO!
>
> It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY
> residency they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale
> Chappaqua, New York. Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret
> Service protection for life. Still makes sense. Here is where it
> becomes interesting. The mortgage payments on this property
> hovers at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD
> to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service
> agents. The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000
> monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is just
> about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we, the
> taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary, mortgage,
> transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for
> their 12 man staff-and, this is all perfectly legal!
>
> When she runs for President, will you vote for her?
> How many people can YOU send this to? Good Luck to all our
> taxpayers as they are going to need it and much more.
>
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