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| Kamaka2 | Fwd: The Senator.. Cute, in a way. | Thu, 4 Mar 2004 23:00:57 EST |
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In a message dated 3/4/04 5:25:24 PM Hawaiian Standard Time,
sistersam writes:
Senator
While walking down the street one day, a female senator is tragically hit by
a truck and dies. Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the
entrance.
> "Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there
is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts you see, so
we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the lady.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What
we'll do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can
choose where to spend eternity.
> "Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the senator.
"I'm sorry but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts her to
the elevator and she goes down to Hell.
The doors open, and she finds herself in the middle of a green golf course.
In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all her friends and
other politicians who had worked with her.
Everyone is very happy. They run to greet her, hug her, and reminisce about
the good times they had while getting rich at expense of the people.
They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar.
Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good
time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before
she realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives her a big hug and waves while the elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up, and the door reopens on Heaven where St. Peter
is waiting for her.
"Now it's time to visit Heaven." So 24 hours pass with the head of state
joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp
and singing. They have a good time, and before she realizes it, the 24 hours
have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now, choose
the place where you want to spend eternity."
She reflects for a minute and then answers: "Well, I would never have said
it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in
Hell."
So Saint Peter escorts her to the elevator, and she goes down, down, down to
Hell.
Now, the doors of the elevator open, and she is in the middle of a barren
land covered with waste and garbage. She sees all her friends, dressed in rags,
picking up the trash and putting it in black bags.
The Devil comes over to her and lays his arm on her neck.
"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here, and there
was a golf course and club, and we ate lobster and caviar and we danced and
had a great time. Now there is a wasteland full of garbage, and my friends
look miserable."
The Devil looks at her, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning.
Today, you voted for us!"
Suspect this is anti-Hillary, (who else?) The Devil is obviously a Democrat.
Of course, Repubs would NEVER fall for that, LOL Fran
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