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| Norma J Ogle juneokc3 | Fw: Mating Season | Fri, 5 Mar 2004 15:36:56 -0600 |
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> > >>Indian mating season... >> >> >>Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly
> >were walking in the woods, all of a >>sudden one of the Indians ran up a
> >hill to the mouth of a small cave. >> >> >> >>Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he
> >called into the cave and then he listened very >>closely until he heard
an
> >answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" >> >> >> >>He tore off his clothes
and
> >ran into the cave. >> >> >> >>The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the
other
> >Indian what that was all >>about. Was the other Indian crazy or what? >>
>>
> > >> >>"No," said the Indian. >> >> >> >>It is our custom during mating
> >season when Indian men see cave, they holler >>'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!'
> >into the opening. If they get an answer back, it >>means there is a girl
in
> >there waiting to mate." >> >> >> >>Just then they saw another cave. The
> >Indian ran up to the opening of the >>cave, stopped, and hollered,
Wooooo!
> >Wooooo! Wooooo!" >> >> >> >>Immediately, there was an answering
> >"Wooooo!Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep >>inside the cave. He tore off his
> >clothes and ran into the cave. >> >> >> >>The Hillbilly wandered around
in
> >the woods alone for a while, and then he >>came upon a great big cave. As
> >he looked in amazement at the size of the >>huge opening, he was
thinking,
> >"Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It >>is bigger than those the
> >Indians found. There must be some really big, fine >>women in this cave!"
> > >> >> >> >>He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his
> >might "Wooooo! >>Wooooo! Wooooo!" >> >> >>He grinned and closed his eyes
in
> >anticipation, and then he heard the >>answering call,
> >WOOOOOOOOO!WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" >> >> >> >>With a gleam in his eyes
and
> >a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, >>tearing off his clothes as
> >he ran. >> >> >> >>The following day, the headline of the local newspaper
> >read..... >> >> >> >>(Get ready this will kill ya), >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>
> > >> >>NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN >> >> >>
>
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