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| skeysus (Sue Eskey) | MID-EAST MYSTERY | Sat, 3 Apr 2004 00:10:43 -0700 (MST) |
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NOW HEAR THIS!
MID-EAST MYSTERY?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick
to
commit suicide.
Let's see now:
No Jesus, No Walmart, No television, No cheerleaders,
No baseball, No football, No basketball,
No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties.
No Home Depot.
No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or
even
frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya.
More than one wife.
Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy
next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
No chocolate chip cookies.
No Christmas.
You can't shave. Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of
donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey,
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really,
"IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE" ??
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