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| Patricia Kelley plck2002 | Fwd: George Carlin's Solution to Saving Gasoline | Wed, 6 Jun 2007 22:33:15 -0700 (PDT) |
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Only George Carlin could find a solution so satisfying to Americans and so unacceptable to the illegals among us!
Subject: George Carlin's Solution to Saving Gasoline
President Bush would like us to cut the amount of gas we use. The
best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal
immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price
of gas would come down.
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an
illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he
must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's
there and tax him on it.
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended
this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal
patriot.
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution
for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for
themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the
canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
George Carlin
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