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| "Marie Benz" mbenz3 | Fw: THE MASTER CHIEF] | Sat, 16 Jun 2007 19:47:44 -0500 |
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NOW HEAR THIS!
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From: "delspins"
To: "'Claire'" ; "'Susan Winkelspecht'"
; "'John L. Kolb'" ;
"'charles and tootie beyer'" ; "'gardnermtn'"
; ; "'Marie Benz'"
Sent: Saturday, June 16, 2007 9:13 AM
Subject: FW: THE MASTER CHIEF]
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> You can't beat this!!
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>>> The Master Chief was bragging to the Ensign one day.
>>> "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name Someone, Anyone
>>> and I know them."
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>>> Tired of his boasting, the Ensign called his bluff, "Okay, Chief, how
>>> about Tom Cruise"? "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends and I can prove
>>> it."
>>>
>>> So they fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and sure
>>> enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Master Chief! Great to see you! You and
>>> your
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>>> friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, the
>>> Ensign is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells the
>>> Master Chief that he thinks his knowing Cruise was just lucky.
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>>> "No, no, just name anyone else," the Master Chief says. "President
>>> Bush,"
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>>> the Ensign quickly retorts. Yep", I know him, let's fly out to
>>> Washington."
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>>> So, off they go. At the White House, Bush spots them on the tour and
>>> motions them over, saying, "Master Chief, what a surprise. I was just on
>>> my way to a meeting, but you and that Ensign come on in and let's have a
>>> cup of coffee first and catch up."
>>>
>>> Well, the Ensign is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
>>> After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to the
>>> Master Chief, who again implores him to name anyone else. The new Pope,"
>>> the Ensign replies. "Sure, I've known the Pope a long time."
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>>> So, off they fly to Rome.
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>>> They're assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when the Master
>>> Chief
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>>> says, this will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these
>>> people. Tell you what, I know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs
>>> and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the
>>> crowd headed toward St. Peter's.
>>>
>>> Sure enough, half an hour later, the Master Chief emerges with the Pope
>>> on the balcony. But by the time he returns, he finds that the Ensign has
>>> had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
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>>> Working his way to his side, the Master Chief asks him, "What happened"?
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>>> The Ensign looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope
>>> came out on the balcony and the tourist next to me asked, "Who's that on
>>> the balcony next to the Master Chief"?
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>>> --
>>> No virus found in this outgoing message.
>>> Checked by AVG Free Edition.
>>> Version: 7.5.472 / Virus Database: 269.8.17/850 - Release Date:
>>> 6/15/2007
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